After a long career with Pain and Fears LLP, Darth Litigious is courting your vote for scariest Halloween creature. His appearance on the streets of Sierra Madre may be brief, but no amount of pleading can keep him from making his case.
Upon examination, he hopes you will see that no ghoul or goblin is more terrifying than he. His briefcase is packed with arguments and motions, and his verbose circumlocution could easily fill oceans. You may fear a zombie, a bat, or a newt, but nothing is as scary as a straw-stuffed suit.
This scarecrow can be found at 122 N Baldwin Ave, Sierra Madre, CA 91024