Frida Frida Bobita

In the tiny town of Sierra Madre, they made Frida Frida Bobita the honorary scarecrow because her unibrow alone scared off crows, pigeons, and one confused tax collector. Locals swear the corn grows better when she stares at it disapprovingly. Every Sunday, townsfolk gather to repaint her eyebrows and argue whether the crows are scared or just deeply moved.